Beer

BeerBeer is nice
Beer is good
Beer is smooth going down;
Whether it’s in a mug or a cup,
It doesn’t always taste the same coming up.
There’s Miller and Bud,Michelob and Coors,
And if you have too much,You can’t always find your way to the door;
And if it’s light beer,I guess that means you can have more;
Busch, old style and old Milwaukee
Make you the life of the party that you always knew you could be-
So PBR ME ASAP!
Does it taste greatOr is it less filling?
It’s a burning question,One of which there is much debate;
So now while the beer is chilling,
I am forced to choose,Bottle or draft, light or dark;
And while those frogs make their millions,
I wonder in my sudden stupor,
Who in the hell IS George Killian?
Yes, beer is fun,
Beer is good,
Beer keeps you in the bathroom
When you should be sleeping;
And just when your head makes you swear
You’ll never do that again,
There you sit, beer in hand
Laughing with strangers and pretending you care,
At least for one more night, you philosophize life
Through suds and bubbles and you are ready to solve the world’s troubles…
At least until tomorrow
11/97
jab